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May 20 2018

animeteenager:

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

bloomprima:

hey I keep seeing these “2017 Tumblr” compilation posts and it seems like everyone is deliberately leaving out the part where we all thought the author of My Immortal was finally found and that she was a Native American lesbian author who wrote the fanfic as part joke and part desperate attempt to find her long lost brother while she was in high school and that she was going to publish a memoir in 2018 and Buzzfeed covered it and everything but then some people, one who was supposedly her aformentioned brother, on fucking Kiwifarms of all things, started poking holes in her story and then she deleted and dropped off the face of the earth. because it seems like everyone is trying to pretend like it never happened but it happened.

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kuntsuragi:

met gala 2018 looks

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To the tune of YMCA

most-depressed-optimist:

braybray-craycray:

scuffed-tarot:

caramel-filled-kittens:

papallion:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

@moth-ver-ka

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

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eelanorforcongress:

asexualmew:

molybendium:

fluorescentbrains:

im like speechless

link! https://www.thedart.co/2017/04/13/roleplaying-queerness-in-the-adventure-zone/

“[Playing Taako] has made me understand a little bit better how taxing it can be when your sexuality is politicized, rather than just your own thing. When who you…and who you want to love…becomes polarizing, it’s very stressful. Being Taako became a lot more complicated once Taako was a canonically gay character, and I’m sure that is true ten-thousandfold for people for whom that’s their actual life.”

Holy shit this though.

Also this:

“I asked Justin how he felt about the positive attention he and his family have received for espousing inclusivity in their work. ‘If I’m being honest, it makes me uncomfortable. I always feel like I’m doing the bare minimum we should be doing as people. When people talk about kindness, it messes me up a little bit because I feel like I’m just treating people the way I was taught to treat people. It’s weird to me that that’s so much of a unicorn, that it’s worth noting.’”

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tasselfairy:

A rainbow in your cloud 🌈

http://liketk.it/2vfjc

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

tripropellant:

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

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turing-tested:

indiecup:

turing-tested:

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

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May 19 2018

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official-liberty-prime:

moosefix:

lizardsexposed:

thelesbianmanhater2000:

lads……..

c’mon boys don’t leave out the actual details

not only is it a fuck the royal family, it’s raising money for local food banks

here’s the poster

get ur asses down to the ropewalks for this 

How punk

A speck of light in the hellscape that is England

May 18 2018

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petalpetal:

petalpetal:

why is he everywhere?

a bonus

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tinybed:

hkirkh:

Toddler was asked to feed the cat.

Dipsapoinment

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